i need help

i need help.how do i get my dick soft?dammit sometimes im so perverted thinking only sex.im goign to pee and all i see is one hard dick im even trying to get it back inside my boxer.im desperaid now i wish i was a tree or something.if i was a tree i wouldnt be horny but if i was a tree they would cut me to make paper.then...i wish i was god..but god doesnt existso....i wish i was an eagle hunting snakes..but what if a hunter would shoot me with his shogun?welll i wish i was a shark eating fish.dammit they hunt even sharks..oh well...i wish i was a mountain...but mountains cramblei found it!!i wish i was an ocean!!!!yes if i was an ocean that would be great!!but chicks swiims in the sea at summer so..omg...i lost my mind wtf am i talking about and busting ur balls?thats it!!!it start reading my lessons...but i cannot concntrate when im horny.well...lets see a movie...transformers!!1yes optimus prime!!!!DAMN U MEGAN FOX!!!!!U AND UR PERFECT ASS/FACE/TITS.HA!!!ILL WATCH GAY PORN.YES I FOIUND IT!!!!!!!! GAY PORN DISCUSTS ME AND EVERYTIME I WATCHED IT MY DICK WAS SOOOO SOFT AND I WAS INSTANTLY GROSSED AND UNHORNY.its beeter feeling liek i want to puke rather beeing so much horny.why the fuck am i telling to u all these stuff?omg..i cannot think when im horny